Stop everything — STOP EVERYTHING — because Leonardo DiCaprio has just joined Instagram. It’s happening, people! Jack off of The Titanic is on Instagram! And what’s he posting? James Franco-esque topless selfies? Miley Cyrus-style memes of himself? Inspiring life advice quotes? Well, hmm, no. He’s… um. He’s livetweeting the UN Climate 2014 summit.
Like: yes, Leonardo DiCaprio. The Climate, as a general concept, is very important. And we’re sure Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon is the realest dude in the game. But is you angrily shaking hands while rocking a homeless guy-beard really the look you want to go for on your first ever Instagram post? Is a snap of the Assembly Hall — with what looks like the Kelvin filter over it, the worst ever filter — is that really the best follow-up picture? Take a picture of your UN-issued lunch, dude. Take a #humblebrag photo of your Assembly Hall pass. Up your Instagram game.
Anyway he’s @leonardodicaprio if you’re into that.