Evidence that time runs differently in celeb land no. 9288 now, and we keep forgetting that Justin Bieber is still only 20 years of age. How is that even possible? Feels like he's been on this planet causing trouble for double that, but apparently not.
Anyway, today's need-to-know Justin Bieber news is that the aforementioned Justin Bieber is going to quit boozing in a bid to get his rapidly sinking musical career back on track. Thing is, at just 20 years old, he's still technically not old enough to be buying his own alcohol. It's far too early on a Monday morning for our minds to be blowing this hard.
According to the Sun: "Justin has been boasting to his friends about his new healthy lifestyle.
"He no longer drinks and has stopped eating junk food, too. He's had a difficult few months and is hoping that this will give him a fresh
start."
Ah yes, those 'difficult' few months – the getting arrested for suspected drag driving in January, the getting arrested for assault and dangerous driving this month, the almost getting arrested for berating a woman at a golf course for not taking pictures of him and making her daughter cry – does Justin really think laying off the chips and White Lightning is going to magically make all his problems disappear?
One thing that might actually work is living with his on-off girlfriend Selena Gomez, who as we reported yesterday, is thinking of moving in with him.
As a source told HollywoodLife: “She’s still being cautious, she’s not going to give up her place, that way if anything goes wrong or if she decides she needs some space, she’ll have her own spot to go to.
“But, officially she’s going to be living with him. It’s a huge step.”
Umm, good luck Selena? We guess?