Cheryl Fernandez-Versini nee Cole nee Tweedy cares about you. Like, really* really* cares. So much so, that yesterday she took to the internet - as one is wont to do - to ask her fans about what exciting news they would like to receive from her in a sort of literally shoving-words-in-the-horse's-mouth way.
While most of the 2900 commenters on Facebook were happy to surmise/rumour monger that Miss Cheryl was preggers, some were not. Some preferred to get more creative with what exciting news they'd like to receive from Chez. Well, you would. Here are our favourites:
