Katie Price wants pig ‘friends’ Jane and Chrissy as ‘bridesmaids’ when she re-marries cheating husband Kieran Hayler

Well, this is a strange turn of events – Katie Price is planning on inviting her, err, friends Jane and Chrissy to the ceremony when she and her husband Kieran Hayler renew their wedding vows.

Kieran cheated on Katie with her best friends Jane Pountney, and she alleged that he’d also slept with Chrissy Thomas earlier this year (although Chrissy denies her involvement), so it’s rather strange they would be there when the couple says “I do” again, no?

Well, yes, it would, but when we say Katie’s friends Jane and Chrissy, we actually mean the pet pigs she named after her former pals.

Jordan’s man has retired from his part-time stripping job and has also given up his plastering work as he’s planning on becoming a farmer.

And, whilst opening up about life on her future farm, Katie revealed pigs Jane and Chrissy will be making an appearance on the big day, telling the Daily Mirror: “They will be the bridesmaids when me and Kieran renew our vows.”

The star says Kieran has taken a new career direction as he no longer wants to be around temptation that could lead him astray.

She said: “Kieran does all the farming. He has nothing to do with plastering or stripping anymore – he doesn’t want to be in the stripping environment.

“He doesn’t go back to plastering, because there’s no point.

“We want to set up the farm as a little zoo for the kids. He’s got a poultry licence now, but eventually we want to host kids’ parties there, too.”

But the pair has a way to go yet – they’re struggling to think of a title for their new business.

Katie added: “We’re looking for a name for us, we’ve come up with different names, like Hayler’s Cocks.”

Nice.

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