Kendall Jenner is “obsessed” with Chris Brown, apparently. Imagine Kris Jenner’s face right now. Actually, we’ll do it for you:
THE VARIOUS FACES KRIS JENNER COULD BE PULLING RIGHT NOW
i. The ‘Oh God, My Precious Daughter! My Precious Daughter In The Hands Of That Literal Criminal!’ face
ii. The ‘Emotionless Post-Surgery’ taut-like-a-drum face
iii. The ‘Cackling Maniacally At How Good She Is At PR’ face
And so to Kendall Jenner, who supposedly is still obsessing over a man who threw a rock through his own mother’s windscreen after an anger management session gone awry.
That’s according to US Weekly, anyway, who a source — whose name almost certainly rhymes with ‘Bliss Henna’ — tells Kendall is “infatuated” with the 25-year-old.
Apparently the 18-year-old model headed back to Brown’s for an after-party following August’s MTV VMAs and “partied until 5am”. Kendall and Kylie were photographed posing with Chris, Trey Songz and others at a party in July, and 17-year-old Kylie has been linked to 24-year-old rapper Tyga in the past few weeks.
According to the source, Kris “hates that they’re into bad boys”, but if she’s going to get with the original badboy in the form of Bruce Jenner then what, really, does she expect?
Chris is currently dating Karrueche Tran. He’s also facing trial in Washington DC following an assault charge stemming from an alleged hotel attack in October 2013.