Tis the final of GBBO tomorrow night when Luis, Nancy and Richard will battle it out for the cookery crown - sadly they don’t literally fight it out with rolling pins like an medieval duel, although that would be good. But while we all love watching Mary Berry’s bomber jackets and Paul Hollywood hanging all sinister-like by the ovens (he himself even tweeted last week ‘I'm lurking again apologies x’ ) it’s the double entendres we’ll truly miss. Like when Mary mused that she had ‘the taste of nuts coming through’ and Sue smuttily telling people they had ‘two hours to pop Mary’s cherry’.
It's also the silly stuff - you know, like the oven door that sounded like an elephant (...just us then?). And it turns out we weren't the only ones sniggering last week when the contestants had to make 'Baklava' for their signature bake. Because that Middle Eastern sweet dish sounded alot like the thing burglars (and Kanye, Beyonce and Jay z) like to wear when they’re at work. In this genius spoof from last weeks show we see bookies favourite Richard - complete with his trusty ear pencil - proudly showing off his goods, which is infact a literal Balaclava. And Paul appearing to be fingering the knitted creations of Nancy and Luis. Ooer.
It also sounds a bit like Sue is telling contestants they have ‘one minute to complete your shit’. But maybe we need to wash our ears out.