All that bumping and grinding with nearly naked women, twerking with Miley Cyrus and sleazy singing does apparently get US singer Robin Thicke somewhere – or rather, someone.
After several selfies and public strolls together, the Blurred Lines singer is said to be dating model April Love Geary. This comes after Robin Thicke's embarrassingly public plea to win back his wife Paula Patton after cheating on her. First he totally lied about penning his own songs, now he’s been dishonest about wanting to patch his marriage up – it seems Robin Thicke is not only the king of cringe, but a pathological liar as well.
The young model, who’s said to be around 19 has been posting pictures from inside Robin Thicke’s horrifically decorated house for the past couple of months – think awful aqua blue walls, gold chandeliers and mustard yellow headboards.
Amongst teaching him how to decorate and the meaning of Aretha Franklin’s R.E.S.P.E.C.T, there are many things we’d like to do to Robin Thicke – but sleeping with him is not one of them.
Blurring the lines of what’s acceptable after a marriage breakup, it seems the cat’s finally out of the bag, after April Live Geary posted a selfie right from the misogynist’s bed.
To conclude: Forget the dangerously close promotion of non-consensual sex in his lyrics and cheating allegations – Robin Thicke’s ex-wife Paula Patton has had to sit through the VMA’s where her then-husband groped a fan’s bum and since then has had to listen to him beg to get her back (to basically sell records), but now she has to watch-on as Robin romances a teenage girl in her former bedroom.
This has earned Robin Thicke a shiny new title – just plain weird.
So here's Robin Thicke getting slapped by a foot...