Anyone who hasn’t been fully caught up in the whirlwind that is ITV’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
Tonight’s episode was jam-packed with glorious and disgusting telly. Here are our fave bits…
FIGHT CLUB
Days of itchy, bity, hungry jungle life have left some of the contestants on the edge. Tonight Kendra and Edwina finally came to blows when Edwina decided she didn’t agree with Kendra’s life philosophy of “never living your life for other people.” It was longwinded but it basically went something like this…
E: ‘I don’t agree.’
K: ‘I’m not going to let you tell me that.’
E: ‘You can’t stop me.’
K: ‘Shut the f*** up and get the f*** out of our conversation.’> [heat observation = WOW]
E: ‘Don’t wave your finger at me, lady!’
Poor Michael Buerk lamented, “I don’t think Kendra is a selfish person actually but I’m not sure she’s a moral philosopher either.”
At least someone is still talking sense.
TIME OUT
After winning big time on the Dingo Bingo Vicki Jimmy and Foggy were sent on a surprise jungle jaunt TO A HAVE A POOL PARTY. Best day ever, right? They also got to see their loved ones after Michael and Nadia correctly guessed who they were during a game of Guess Who. NOW it’s the best day ever.
Foggy seemed a bit distracted though, tbh...
SOCK IT TO ‘EM
When you’re living in the jungle small things matter, okay? The smaller the more important it would seem. Kendra got properly stressed when her socks appeared to have upped and left during the night. “I cleaned them and I dried them and now they’re not there.” Turns out Edwina was the sock thief, unbeknownst to her. Bad move, babes!
“Socks are like the number one priority around here,” a fuming Kendra told the Bush Telegraph.
Times have changed since Gemma "No More Porridge" Collins left the jungle, eh?
Terror Trial
Jake nailed The Critter Cube trial biting incredibly gross (and BIG) piggy testicles and dealing with even more grossness including snakes, eels, crabs, scorpions, green ants… Pretty much everything gross living in the jungle.
After getting back to camp (with his haul of 10 stars) Nadia told Jake, “I didn’t think you were going to take it that calm and collected.”
Jake, we never knew you were so fearless and manly… swoon
VOMATRON
Kendra and Melanie’s girl talk on tonight’s ep threw up some, ahem, interesting revelations about Kendra’s life as Playboy don Hugh Hefner’s gf…
“He asked me to be one of his girlfriends and I was like I don’t know what that means but hell yeah I’m there. I was living in the smallest apartment with the ugliest **** and I was praying for anything to get me out of there.”
Foggy went for it, asking the question on everyone's lips, “When you say girlfriends, do they all sleep with him then or what?”
“Yes….I was only 18 at the time and he was 78.”
KENDRA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We can’t un-know this. Neither can you.