We were treated to another night of watching celebrities put through hell as they faced their worst fears in the* I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!* jungle and, of course, it was brilliant. Here's the best bits from Saturday night's show.
BIGFOOT'S DICK
We reckon it’s safe to say Jake Quickenden fancies Kendra Wilkinson at least a little bit. While Kendra may have had a few marriage troubles recently after her husband Hank Bassett allegedly had an affair, she may like to endear herself to him a bit better by NOT thrusting her armpit in his face. She did it though and Jake said it smelt like “bigfoot’s dick”. Nice.
KENDRA FAIL
Kendra took an entire THREE MINUTES to even attempt to put her hand in the first hole during her trial. Inside there was a little baby alligator and a pile of fish guts which she just about tackled but when it came to facing a snake she said: “I didn’t know what they were going to get me involved in.” She was talking about the snakes, not any humans. Kendra only got two stars. Good work.
SHOWMANCE?
According to Jake, he’s already been on a couple of dates with Nadia although one of these involved washing up his plate with the Irish model. Not the best date Jake, yeah? When he takes US out it will be FAR BETTER. That’s an order. Anyway, apparently spending 10 minutes with someone in the camp is just like a year in the outside world. Or at least it is in the mind of Jimmy Bullard. This must mean Jake and Nadia will be engaged soon.
STEAMY HOT TUB
The CIA guys – Jimmy Bullard, Edwina Currie, Jake and Kendra – took on a Dingo Dollar Challenge which really didn’t involve anything challenging at all. They went to a secret part of the camp and were treated to cocktails and two hours in a hot tub. Things took a turn for the worse when Jake farted in the water and blamed Edwina but somehow this resulted in Kendra begging Jake for a massage. WHAT?!
MUTTON BIRD
Despite Kendra insisting she did SO MUCH better (uh, yah!) than her previous trial, she only got two stars this time. This meant she got two portions. They could have been given chicken, maybe a nice fish cake or a fresh bowl of salad. Nope, they were given MUTTON BIRD. Heard of it before? So it's not just us then. It's pretty safe to say they weren't fans. If only Gemma Collins was still in there - her reaction would have been priceless.
BROMANCE
Jake clearly didn't get all his flirting out with Kendra and Nadia because he quickly moved on to Jimmy. And while Jimmy may have enjoyed the sensual touch of former X Factor contestant Jake's hands, their fellow campmate Carl Fogarty, who did have a bit of a bromance going with Jimmy, seemed a bit out of place and, dare we say it, jealous to see a bit of male-on-male action going on elsewhere in the camp.
NOSH
Melanie Sykes has been excited to be in the jungle since day one when she took part in the initial challenge with Jimmy Bullard whilst some of her fellow campmates skydived out of a helicopter. She seemed DELIGHTED to be giving Kendra a break from her challenge hell by doing the next Bushtucker Trial even though it sounds like she's going to stuff her face full of disgusting jungle creatures. Good luck with that, Mel!
GALLERY: I'm A Celebrity 2014 - the worst Bushtucker Trials ever!
I'm A Celebrity 2014: The WORST Bushtucker Trials EVER! Ew.
1 of 8Dean Gaffney (2006)
Ex-EastEnder Dean Gaffney showed off his impressive ability to yelp like an injured animal in his 2006 trial. To be fair to the man, he did have cockroaches poured on his head, put his hands in a box of biting ants and retrieve a star from a pool of baby crocodiles.
2 of 8Gino D’Acampo (2009)
"I think I've got to eat some kind of weird stuff," commented Gino when he was told he was going to do a Bushtucker Bonanza. Yep, we guess that a fermented egg, a rhino beetle, cockroach, wittchedy grub, mealworms, beach worms and crocodile tongue might be considered 'weird'.
3 of 8Jennie Bond (2004)
Alone, wet, cold and covered with rats. Not a situation we'd like to get in any time soon, but former Royal correspondent Jennie Bond managed to last a whole 10 minutes locked in a water and rat filled coffin by humming an upbeat tune. We salute you, Ms. Bond.
4 of 8Joey Essex (2013)
Locked in a cold, dark, slimy tomb, we'd be freaking out if we were Joey in his 2013 task. But the TOWIE star powered through and managed to find all twelve hidden stars without uttering a single scream, only stopping to moan 'This is definitely, 100% not reem,' and to comment that the rodents were biting his 'middle parts'.
5 of 8Mark Wright and Freddie Starr (2011)
TOWIE's Mark and hamster-eating comedian Freddie were an oddly matched pair for the 'Greasy Spoon Café' culinary battle, but the resulting Bushtucker trial has to be one of our faves. The couple was challenged to dine on a spoiled egg, blended cockroaches, mealworms and mouse tails, turkey testicles, a camel's toe and a pigs anus.
6 of 8Martina Navratilova (2008)
Tennis pro Martina impressed us all when she shared a plastic bubble helmet with a variety of jungle critters, including grasshoppers, cockroaches, stick insects, spiders and snakes. While we shuddered and hid behind our hands, Martina took it like a champ.
7 of 8Matt Willis (2006)
Poor Matt Willis proved he's no wimp when he munched his way to victory in his Bushtucker Bonanza challenge of 2006. The McBusted star dined out on live mealworms, witchetty grubs, a kangaroo anus and a crocodile penis. Mr Willis managed the whole lot without a single retch, commenting after 'I've got kangaroo anus in my teeth. It's a really good look.'
8 of 8Kim Woodburn (2009)
Kim was submerged in a tank under water, while thousands of cockroaches and other critters were poured on her. As much as we did feel for clean freak Kim, her screeches of "Something's nipping my bosoms" and "It's bitten my bum!" made this trial a timeless classic.