Yo yo yo YO. Dis be Michael Buerk, a.k.a Da Buerkie, a.k.a, MC Beeb-A-Buerk. I act real shallow but I'm in too deep - oh gosh, terribly sorry, that appears to be somebody else's tune. My sincerest apologies to Mr Rascal.
Yep, last night's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! introduced Michael to the world of rap, grime and garage - and bless his little cottons, it was a world he threw himself into quite happily.
Here's that oh-so-perfect moment when Michael showed off his newly honed rap skillz to tutor Tinchy Stryder and innocent bystander Nadia Forde.
Oh, and here are loads of I'm A Celeb shower scenes through the ages - the good, the bad, and the very, very naked
I'm A Celebrity: The best, worst and most NAKED jungle shower scenes of all time - Myleene Klass, Mark Wright, Katie Price, Amy Willerton, Joey Essex and MORE!
1 of 9Gemma Collins, 2014
Curvy girl Gem was the first celeb to strip off for the famous jungle shower in this current series, giving us many LOLs at her hilarious squeals and groans at the cold water.
2 of 9Helen Flanagan, 2012
Flanny whinged her way through every single challenge, at one point quitting before the challenge had even begun because the idea of getting in a giant empty hamster wheel made her ‘a bit panicky’. However she managed to win the, errr, hearts of many in her itsy-bitsy blue bikini.
3 of 9Matthew Wright, 2013
Myleene isn’t the only contestant to don a white bikini on the show. The controversial talk show host showed us that he knows how to work his curves, à la Ms Klass. We bow down to you, Mr Wright.
4 of 9Katie Price, 2009
No I’m a Celebrity shower gallery would be complete without the assets of Katie Price, aka Jordan. Katie knew exactly what she was doing when she stripped down to a frilly red bikini and lathered up her bod in her second stint in the jungle.
5 of 9Mark Wright, 2011
When we weren’t enjoying Mark’s solo shower scenes (the man looks like a human Ken doll), we were obsessing with his flirtatious fling with glamour girl Emily Scott. Our ultimate fave moment has to be Mark emerging butt naked from the jungle pool as a lustful Emily looks on. Join the club, Scottie…
6 of 9Ashley Roberts, 2012
In 2012, former Pussycat Dolls Ash made jaws drop across the nation when she took a dip in the pool. Doncha wish your girlfriend could work the jungle shower like her?
7 of 9Gino D’Acampo, 2009
The Italian stallion wasn’t shy about baring his naked bottom (which we didn’t mind at all). Room for one more in there, Gino?
8 of 9Amy Willerton and Joey Essex, 2013
She’s the beauty queen of GB, he’s Essex royalty. Watching the love blossom between these two exceptionally beautiful specimens was one of our fave TV moments of 2013 – especially when they jumped in the shower together. We can’t decide who we fancy more.
9 of 9Myleene Klass, 2006
Ms Klass is undoubtedly the queen of the jungle shower. Her infamous white bikini sold for £7,500 on eBay, which she donated to the victims of the Fareapak savings scandal.