Okay, brainstorm: appropriate gifts for a 17-month-old child? Rattle? Babygrow? Multipack of nappies? Dolls house worth THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND pounds?
Kim K has, of course, opted for the latter, aiming to make North’s big day extra Kristmassy by presenting her with a doll’s house worth an amount some people might suggest would be better spent on a deposit for, erm, a human house.
A source told The Evening Standard that the toy comes complete with a marble bathroom, which has the initials NW encrusted in gold on the bathtub. Kute, huh?
They continued: “She’s also splashed out on a Dolce & Gabbana leather jacket with 'North' etched in Swarovski crystals."
And it’s clear Kim’s interesting take on appropriate presents doesn’t stop at North. It recently emerged that the star planned to present Kanye with an “artistic” sculpture of her infamous bottom as his gift.
Ah well, it’s the thought that counts, right? At the present moment, though, we’re just a bit worried about exactly what Kim’s thoughts are.