How you feeling there, buddy? Pretty beaten up? 110% certain that you can't stuff a single piece more cheese into your body? Had the meat sweats yet? Yeah, us too. Well here's something that'll cheer you right up: Katie Price bought her one-year-old son Jett an ACTUAL CAR for Christmas.
Uh-huh. The 36-year-old former glamour model posted a picture of the snazzy toy on the charity site yougossip.co.uk, captioning it: "Jett has something in common with me :)) we have the same car :)"
Of course, you DO know that you and Jett have something else in common, right Katie? Something like, we dunno, 50% of your genetic makeup? That's cool.
What a nice car though! Soft-top convertible, gleaming white bodywork, plush interiors, and what's that, a 1.2-litre engine? Tasty.
Katie shared a whole bunch of snaps of she and husband Kieran Hayler's family Christmas with her eldest son Harvey, her kids with Peter Andre Junior and Princess, and she and Kieran's babies Jett and Bunny - and would you just look at all the presents they got? JEL.