OK, what in the godly F*** is going on in Celebrity Big Brother at the moment? Just one week ago the housemates were one banana (eventually found under Alicia Douvall’s bed) short of tearing each other’s faces off, now everything is all sweetness and light – and we THINK it’s down to Katie Price’s influence.
We know! The Pricey, who’s usually in the press ripping her enemies to actual shreds, is spreading peace and love by being super-nice to all the stars locked up in the house.
Take last night, when she reduced former nemesis Katie Hopkins to TEARS by complimenting her personality during the ‘honesty stick’ task, telling her: “Before I came in the house no one would have ever thought that we would get on.
“Yes, you're very opinionated and not everybody likes what you say because you're opinionated but you never say opinionated things that are nice. They are always opinionated things that are horrible but being in the house here with you it's been nice and refreshing that we can actually talk about normal things.”
Crikey. Jordan, 36, went on to say: “I love your humour, you're right up my street. I'll definitely be your friend out of the house because I think you're really funny, witty, family orientated and I think you've got a heart.”
She then told an emosh Hopkins that there “aren’t that many bad bones in your body” before handing the honesty stick back and saying, “Now throw it back in my f***ing face!”
It’s alright. Sit down and breathe into this paper bag until the confusion fades.
Hopkins was as baffled as the rest of us, having to actually blink back tears of PURE FEELINGS at Jordan’s nice words.
“The thing is no-one ever really worked out that in all the years of slinging abuse at me, which I absolutely accept all of it, no-one ever really worked out that my real Achilles' heel is a compliment,” she choked out.
Christ on a bendy bus. Can we get Perez to do some more genital-rubbing to fire up the housemates once again, please?
Catch CBB tonight at 9pm on Channel 5 – and join in the conversation on Twitter @heatworld.
CBB 2015: Katie Price's biggest celebrity fights EVER – featuring spats with Katie Hopkins, Kelly Brook AND Kim Kardashian!
CBB 2015: Katie Price's biggest celebrity fights EVER – featuring spats with Katie Hopkins, Kelly Brook AND Kim Kardashian!
1 of 8Katie Price vs Katie Hopkins
Straight-talking Hopkins took to Twitter in August 2014 to publicly attack the Pricey’s, uh, unusual choice in daughter’s name. "BUNNY? Makes sense, given your dad was going at it like a rabbit with all of mum's mates," she tweeted. Burn! The former Apprentice runner-up also appeared on Celebrity Juice where she continued to slate Katie’s choice of baby name saying, “I'm not so keen on Katie Price's baby name either. I don't think Bunny is a great name for a baby, do you?” Miss Price didn’t hold back when she blasted Katie Hopkins for being ‘ignorant’ when she claimed "behind every fat child is a fat parent", referring to her son Harvey. Will the CBB house become a battleground between the two Katies?
2 of 8Alicia Douvall
For a woman best known for her multiple breast enlargements, the Pricey displayed a tiny hint of hypocrisy when she infamously accused Alicia of being addicted to cosmetic surgery in June 2012. She told one interviewer: "Alicia Douvall? To me that is having a problem with surgery, I don't understand it. She doesn't have anyone around her to say, 'Look what are you doing'." Um, Katie? HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR OWN BODY IN THE MIRROR RECENTLY???
3 of 8Kelly Brook
These two engaged in a Twitter war in 2013, when Katie Price revealed she'd had a fling with Kelly's ex-fella Danny Cipriani. Labelling Katie "desperate", Kelly tweeted: “@MissKatiePrice Your doing a Kiss&Tell on Danny?? Haha that’s hilarious you dated for 5mins and was one of many at the time. Desperate." Ouchies.
4 of 8Goff_T_Giles_080514_26
Although they may be friends now (well, ish) after Katie offered her support to Big Brother star Chantelle following her break-up with Katie’s ex Alex Reid in 2011, they weren't always pals. Katie and Chantelle had many clashes over Alex - and at one point, Katie even claimed that Chantelle was "ruining her life".
5 of 8Peaches-Geldof
When the late Peaches Geldof posted a picture of her dog licking her baby son's face, Katie took to Twitter to share her thoughts about Peaches' parenting skills, saying she didn’t think it was safe to have an animal that close to a child. Peaches hit back saying: "Funny that Katie Price aka 'Jordan' lol thinks that I shouldn't allow my gentle, sweet golden retriever dog near his best friend, my son. Could say the same thing to her about letting some of the multitude of 'boyfriends' she has near her kids." Erm, maybe Katie should have kept her mouth shut on this one?
6 of 8Victoria Beckham
Katie had a dig at the ex-Spice Girl when she labelled her 'Misery Spice' at the band's reunion in 2012, where Posh was pictured doing the her trademark ‘duck face’ while her former band mates were seen grinning. Katie said: "Perhaps her bunions were killing her again, or maybe her tight dress meant she had problems holding in her wind - but it felt more like a case of her thinking, 'I'm in fashion now dah-lings. All this is just SO beneath me.'" We won’t be expecting a duo from these two again any time soon, then...
7 of 8Kim Kardashian
The ex-glamour model - who got her break as a Page 3 girl - managed to show a shimmer more hypocrisy when she slammed Kim's totally naked Paper magazine shoot as "unattractive". Umm.
8 of 8Kim Woodburn
Back in 2009 when Katie returned to the I'm A Celebrity jungle, campmate Kim got her knickers in a twist when Katie asked what the camp thought of her. Kim told Jordan: "You live and die for publicity, and you do it well." Well Katie, you did ask...