Hurrah, the Game of Thrones Season 5 trailer is FINALLY HERE! Unfortunately, it's been sneakily filmed and uploaded from a smartphone - so the quality is well, a bit pants.
For reasons known only to the head honchos at HBO, after a series of incredibly teasy mini videos, a half decent trailer has been aired in IMAX cinemas - and praise Karl Drogo's beard for the sneaky cinema-goer who decided to film it, because it's spread through the internet quicker than Ned Stark popped his clogs in Season 1.
And until we get a full HD version uploaded to Youtube, this shaky, slightly blurry version will have to do. So what actually happens?
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Well, there's Cersei still grieving for her son aka the douchiest douchebag that ever lived. Tyrion is also giving literally no f***s about his family and the trappings of power, declaring "I will never sit on the Iron Throne".
And then we have some MAJOR HINTS that the Khaleesi is going to open up a can of whoopass upon the Seven Kingdoms. Tyrion tells creepy Varys that they will never find a man to rule - to which Varys replies "Who said anything about him?."
YEAH Tyrion - The Seven Kingdoms is an equal opportunities employer - you just need to be incredibly violent and full of vegeance, and really good at avoiding murder to rule.
Watch the trailer for Game of Thrones below.
**The new season debuts on Sky Atlantic on 13 April.
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