Look, when we opened our annual heat Weird Crush awards earlier this month, we didn’t expect there to be all-out warfare declared over it.
All we wanted was some (admittedly odd) eye-candy to gaze at in the post-Christmas slump, and now ALL THE MALE CELEBRITIES OF THE WORLD are fighting over it.
Well, some of them anyway. The most recent beef started last night on Twitter when journo Polly Vernon said she’d be voting Piers Morgan as her Weird Crush. And that kicked things RIGHT off.
Then Gary Lineker’s wife Danielle Lineker got involved, and things got EVEN WORSE:
But we thought Richard had the last word:
Oop, no – Piers had one more thing to get off his chest.
BURN. Vote for your own Weird Crush right here – the poll closes this Friday at 11.59pm, so vote as many times as you like before then.
GALLERY: heat's Weird Crush 2015 candidates
heat's Weird Crush 2015
1 of 50James “Arg” Argent
2 of 50Richard Ayoade
3 of 50Simon Bird
4 of 50Hugh Bonneville
5 of 50Michael Buerk
6 of 50David Cameron
7 of 50Jimmy Carr
8 of 50Keith Chegwin
9 of 50Greg Davies
10 of 50Dynamo
11 of 50Chris Evans
12 of 50Carl Fogarty
13 of 50Domhnall Gleeson
14 of 50Nick Hewer
15 of 50Paul Hollywood
16 of 50Dr Christian Jessen
17 of 50Tom Jones
18 of 50Richard Osman
19 of 50Dom Parker
20 of 50Jon Richardson
21 of 50Stevi Ritchie
22 of 50Ed Sheeran
23 of 50Phil Spencer
24 of 50Jake Wood
25 of 50aa36m655
26 of 50aa91z503
27 of 5027383858
28 of 50Marcus Wareing
29 of 50Macklemore
30 of 50David Neilson
31 of 50Peter Capaldi
32 of 50Matt Edmondson
33 of 50Keith Lemon
34 of 50Piers Morgan
35 of 50Alan Titchmarsh
36 of 50Mark Jenkins
37 of 50Jimmy McKenna
38 of 50John Torode
39 of 50Matt Berry
40 of 50Alex Karpovsky
41 of 50Matthew Gravelle
42 of 50Adam Driver
43 of 50Judge Rinder
44 of 50Gregg Wallace
45 of 50Alan Sugar
46 of 50Michael Whitehall
47 of 50Joe Wilkinson
48 of 50Jay Z
49 of 50Matt Richardson
50 of 50