Listen. We’re nice, respectable people here at heatworld.
But forget all about that for a minute because here’s a story about the* Game Of Thrones,* erm, throne being made out of sex toys instead of swords.
Game Of Bones if you will…
Bondara.co.uk, a saucy toy retailer, is celebrating the fifth series of GOT coming back to our TV screen on 13 April by lovingly crafting a replica throne out of 200 dildos.
And the best part? You can win this incredible/super-creepy piece of* Game Of Thrones* memorabilia.
One thing to keep in mind if you do win it though – it’ll be a total nightmare to dust…
To be in the running to win this bad boy, head here. But maybe wait ‘til you’ve left work to do it. This is most definitely a NSFW activity.