Vicky Pattison claims she’s Kim Kardashian’s new personal trainer (and manages to fool a LOT of people!)

She claims to have bumped into Kim and Kanye West backstage at the BRIT Awards last month and got chatting to the couple. And, according to the Mirror, Kanye was WELL up for Vicky – who famously went from a size 16 to a 6 – training Kim. Um, how nice of you Kanye.

Except… it IS 1 April and we’re 99.999999% sure this is a giant April Fool’s joke.

“Our managers know each other so they introduced us and we got talking about fitness,” Vicky told The Mirror.

"She asked me there and then if I'd be up for going over to LA and training her myself. I was ecstatic, like.

"I'm a massive fan of the Kardashians and it's an opportunity I couldn't let pass by.

"It's a dream come true. I can't believe it! Who would have thought I could end up doing this?!"

"I'm not sure how I'm going to handle that ass of hers mind," Vicky added. We’d feel the same, Vicks.

"I'm not sure she needs to do anymore squats!

“I'm going to be s***ing myself whenever he's around. But I do reckon I can do a decent job."

“Kanye told us he wasn't happy with Kim's last trainer because she wasn't able to help her lose 15lbs. Apparently he went crazy on her like.”

If you’re able to deal with Kanye West breathing down your neck (shudder), then Vicky, this could be your big break.

Although, like we said, we’re pretty sure this is a big old April Fool’s. Or are we just cynical?

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