Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom may have been separated for 18 months now, but we’re pretty sure they’re never going to legally end their four-year marriage.
Here’s some of the key evidence at our disposal:
1) Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not divorced
Like, they could have split and re-married several dozen times over since Khloe first firmly took the front door key off Odom and tightly frowned at him and walked back into her house. They could have done a Ross and Rachel in Vegas and then a Britney Spears and Jason Alexander roughly 75 times since first separating. They have not. Why is this?
2)Insta-smoochin'
She posts all those moony quotes on Instagram about “love” and “broken hearts” and “not being able to function without you”. OBVIOUSLY she’s talking about Lamar, OBVIOUSLY.
3) We’re running out of evidence now, tbh
We didn’t really think this listicle business through. Who are we kidding? We’re not Buzzfeed. You guys are supposed to have skipped to the end to look at all the shiny pictures by now.
Anyway, look, Lamar and Khloe are destined to remain unhappily married forever because Lamar recently told an interviewer that Khlo is “still my girl” and said there’s a chance they’ll get back together.
Oh, and Khloe – who’s been kind of on-off dating improbably named rapper French Montana – has previously said she’s still in love with Lamar.
“I don’t necessarily believe in divorce, but I do think there are certain reasons why you have to end a marriage. I’m still going through my divorce and I wish I didn’t have to do that,” she said.
“I love Lamar a million per cent. I turned 30 last June and by the time I hit that age, I thought I’d have kids and still be married. But because that’s not the way it went, you can’t sit in a ball and cry.”
You heard it here first: Khlamar are never, ever, ever finishing things, ever.
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1 of 7Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
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2 of 7Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
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3 of 7Russell Brand and Katy Perry
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4 of 7Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald
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5 of 7Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger
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6 of 7Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom
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