Calum Best returned to Love Island last night, 10 YEARS after he originally appeared on the reality show – and he did something that did not go down well with the ladies.
Because he immediately rounded up all the boys and told them he was taking them to Magaluf.
Wahey! LADS LADS LADS etc etc.
Calum, who introduced the world to his ridiculously toned abs in the first series of the show in 2005, before winning it in 2006, showed up to the holiday villa and announced: "Boys … you and me are going for a night out in Magaluf … let’s go!"
Obviously, some of the girls weren't happy with this state of affairs – where was their night out in Shagaluf? Where was their bucket of fluorescent sticky booze? – but the boys headed out nonetheless.
Jess, who's currently seeing Max, was probably the most put out.
"We're in the villa, going about our own business, and who rocks up? Callum f***ing Best."
Well, quite.
He was only in for one night, which was sad, but we reckon he's stirred up enough drama in 24 hours.
Ahead of his guest appearance, Calum said: "I can't wait to come back, if I can go in there and just share my experience with everybody else to make sure everyone has the best time they possibly can.
"I'm looking forward to getting amongst it."
Just make sure, when you jet off on holiday this summer, that Calum isn't hiding in your suitcase, yeah?
Love Island 2015 - ALL the contestants
Love Island 2015 - ALL the contestants
1 of 8Caroline Flack
Cazza Flazza's back and presenting her own show for the first time ever. She reckons the best outcome of Love Island would be "weddings and babies" and is really looking forward to getting some match-making done.
2 of 8Chris Williamson, 27, from Newcastle
Weirdest fact: "I went on Take Me Out three years ago which probably marked the worst date I've ever been on. We went deep sea fishing, which is not the most exciting date in the world, and she was so dull and boring. You know when she's talking about crabbing with her dad when she was 11, the conversation's dried up. In the end I took my top off and dived into the sea to get away from her, but the people on the boat pulled me back in."Maddest quote: "I have quite high standards and Newcastle doesn't always provide what I'm after. The girls here are highly amused and easily confused."
3 of 8Danielle Pyne, 23, from London
Weirdest fact: "I spend a minimum of two hours getting ready: more, if I have to fake tan first. I wash my hair, curl it, do my make up, then find an outfit, which generally takes 45 minutes."Maddest quote: "One of my best friends is Toff from Made In Chelsea and Alex Mytton DJs in my club."
4 of 8Joshua
Weirdest fact: "I was on Stand By Your Man. I was seeing a girl when I went on it. She was just a friend with benefits though so it wasn't cheating. A few of my mates are Burnley footballers. I don't like freeloading off them but sometimes we go to a VIP club. I know Helen who won Big Brother last year. She slept with one of my mates."Maddest quote: "I don't struggle with women. I don't have a chat-up line, I just say to them, 'Wanna bang?', and that works."
5 of 8Lauren Richardson, 26, from London
Weirdest fact: "I met Zayn Malik in a nightclub in Thailand. It got blown out of all proportion. But that's a long story...."Maddest quote: "My dream date? An activity – paintballing or jumping out of a plane. And it's always good if you can beat a boy at a sport."
6 of 8Luis Morrison, 20, from Sweden
Weirdest fact: "I've had beautiful girls come up to me and say literally, 'Come to my car now', and it's hard to say no…"Maddest quote: "Celebrity crush? Kim Kardashian. I wouldn't bother taking her to dinner, I'd just go straight to a hotel. She's one of them, isn't she? I wouldn't bring them back to mum and dad, they'd be horrified!"
7 of 8Rachel Christie, 26
Weirdest fact:"Before I got pregnant, I was a 400m athlete and heptathlete, and my goal was to get to the 2012 Olympics."Maddest quote:"My uncle is Linford Christie. I was also the first black Miss England and went to lots of high profile events at the time. But I never really went up and talked to any of the celebrities there. I'm humble like that."
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