Justin Bieber posted an Instagram video of himself spinning around on some space-age skateboard thing while flying on a plane. So far that's pretty run of the mill right? Well, as long as you're Justin Bieber and are used to flying on a private plane, whilst playing with a space-age skateboard.
The star posted an Instagram video of himself on the aforementioned space-board-thingy - it's actually a handless IOHAWK device, but we prefer our name - and span around before planting a kiss on his male friend's cheek. Well, almost, it looks like it was about half an inch from his cheek.
Anyhow, J-Biebs posted the following caption to make it super-clear that he is NOT gay. He just isn't, not at all, he's not gay even a little bit gay and it wouldn't be an offensive thing to say anyway, but it doesn't matter because he's not gay. OK? Got it? Good. 'Cos Justin Bieber really wants you to know that. As long as you know that, it's fine.
Here's what he actually posted: "I'm not gay but even if I was that's not an insult".
All of the flying, futuristic skateboarding and kissing seemed to tucker poor little Justin out and he soon posted another snap of him looking all sleepy on the plane.
Ah bless, look how sleepy and heterosexual he looks. Lovely.