TOWIE newbie Peter Wicks is a HAIRY BEEFY MAN-BEAST – just look at him!

Oh, hello there. Say hi to Peter Wicks: he’s going to be in the next series of TOWIE, which starts imminently.

Here he is, walking down the beach in Marbella with Arg and generally putting him to shame with his beach body-ness.

Peter embodies the word “swarthy” if you ask us. Doesn’t he, though? We don’t use the word swarthy enough, but he’s just SO SWARTHY.

He also reminds us a bit of the Beast from Beauty And The Beast and believe us, that’s no bad thing.

We think there’s a new heartbreaker in TOWIE town and we can’t wait to see him in action.

When Peter’s not being all swarthy in Marbs with a pair of Lady Gaga-esque sunglasses on, the powers of the Internet tell us that Pete likes dogs (lots and lots of dogs, we see Peter flirting with many a TOWIE girl while dog walking. The classic TOWIE sitch to meet a man), tattoos and sometimes wearing a disposable paper thong.

Don’t believe us?

You’re welcome.

Classic Marbs