Wayne, Coleen and Klay Rooney went in the sea with SWIMMING PIGS!

Which is our actual dream come true

Wayne Rooney

by Rosie Gizauskas |
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You know that advert for a travel company with the swimming pigs? (We think it’s a travel company, anyway. We’re normally so busy oohing and ahhing over the swimming pigs that we don’t actually notice).

So, they exist, and every time we see the swimming pig advert we get all wanderlusty and want to book ourselves a swimming pig holiday.

Then we forget about the swimming pigs for a bit, but then see the advert again, and so the cycle starts. SMART MARKETING.

Anyway, looks like Wayne and Coleen Rooney and their family got there first.

Oink, oink

They posted this photo that makes us melts on the inside, like a Lindor.

LOOK AT THE SWIMMING PIG. It’s even detracting our attention from Coleen Rooney’s tan (she may actually be The Most Tanned Person In The Universe™, but piggy is totally stealing her thunder.)

We’ll refrain from making any jokes about which one of the hairy creatures in the photo is the actual oinker/porker, because that is just too obvious and the pig is making us feel all teary-eyed, so we’ll be nice. OINK.

The family are on holiday in the Bahamas, and headed to a place called Pig Beach to swim with the piggies.

What we wouldn’t do for a holiday to Pig Beach :(

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