Look, we hate to reduce a valid spat between two consenting adult women to basic catfighting, buuuuut… Taylor Swift and Katy Perry really have to pull themselves together now.
We’re tempted to send a stern British dinnerlady over to LA to knock their heads together, the way we all dealt with playground battles in Year 3.
After the huge Nicki Minaj storm in a T-cup over on Twitter last week, Taylor’s not escalated tensions between her and arch-nemesis Katy – even though millions of people saw Katy’s tweet supporting Nicki as massively bodying Tay-Tay.
Until last night.
Yes, last night, when Taylor pivoted to one side during her Foxborough, Massachusetts show to allow the Left Shark from Katy’s Super Bowl performance to shimmy up on stage.
It was all over within a couple of seconds – but that didn’t stop eagle-eyed fans spotting the disloyal dancer and screaming at him/her.
“Argh, SHARK!” shouted one, coherently, on the video.
Yes, shark.
You could tell it was totally rehearsed too, as Taylor allowed herself a wee giggle as she carried on belting out Bad Blood – the song she allegedly penned about Katy stealing her backing dancers before her 2013 tour.
This whole thing is so exhausting… but we’re still perversely obsessed with what Katy’s going to do next.
25 resons we love Taylor Swift
25 resons we love Taylor Swift
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