Bras, eh? Over-the-shoulder boulder-holders. Tit-slingers. Hooter harnesses. Boob hats. Funbag handbags. Whatever you call yours, chances are you’ve got a tried and tested way of getting them on and off.
So… and there’s really no way of asking this without sounding like a massive perv… how do you put yours on? Because apparently different personality types will have a preferred method.
That’s according to Patti Wood, a body language expert who teaches at the Emory University in Atlanta, who reckons the way you wrestle your chesticles into their supportive cages each morning can give massive clues about the way you think.
Ladies who strap their girls in by putting their bra on the right way round then fastening at the back are thought to be ‘supporters’, aka the goodie two-shoes of the class, because that’s the ‘right’ way to do it.
They're the ones who stick to tradition and find it harder to stray from the path - plus they make brill friends and great listeners.
Meanwhile, if you’re a fan of the old fasten-at-the-front-n’-swivel technique, you’re more likely to be an ‘influencer’. You’ll probably seek out bright colours and love to be noticed, appaz. Like a moth.
Shout-out to the women who manage to seek out and buy front-clasping bras – they’re said to be driven ‘commanders’ who aren’t afraid to call out bullsh when they see it.
Last and not least are the ‘careful correctors’, who sound – and this is scientific fact, remember – like they might be serial killers. Why? Because they fasten their bra before they even put it on and then slip it down over their head. Our boobs are receding into our torso just thinking about it.
So. How do you clasp your wab sack? Let’s do a fun poll and find out: