Look: we get it. We’re all a bit embarrassed about stuff that happened in the past – the terrible boyfriends, those god-awful haircuts – but what do we do? Find every scrap of evidence and BURN IT WITH FIRE.
Not Caroline Flack, though. Nope, Cazza-Flazza has instead decided to bring a super-old clip of herself to the public’s attention on Instagram.
In the short footage, Caz can be seen SNOGGING EastEnders’ Danny Dyer – and we’re not sure how to feel about it.
Luckily for you, we managed to track down the entire scene. It’s from a film called Is Harry On The Boat?, which literally refers to the concept of jizzing (‘Harry Monk’) on someone’s face (‘Boat Race’). Caroline Flack was in this film. Caroline Flack was in a film that was literally named after a porn act.
“WORLD STOP! I’ve just found my first ever telly job online... And NO it’s not porn ... It was a love scene with Danny dyer . I was youngggg,” Caroline captioned the clip.
Young or not, Cazza – there was no excuse for those eyebrows.
Danny Dyer's best quotes
Danny Dyer's best quotes
1 of 20"Gonna watch a bit of #questiontime while munching on a toasted crumpet that's absolutely pissing with marmite…;)…..sophistication."
2 of 20"I've realised with insomnia that you are never really awake and you're never really asleep…..a trippy surreal existence."
3 of 20"Just to let you know the fact I'm tweeting about dog costumes don't assume it's coz I'm f**ked out my nut on drugs. ;-) Many thanks."
4 of 20"It was a real lesson. (Countdown) My new favourite long word is "Discomf**kingbobulate". Rachel didn't know what f**king hit her. ;)"
5 of 20"F**king love a Big Mac me…"
6 of 20"Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen………f**k me I was rooting for that rat…."
7 of 20"Tonight I will be on the Gadget show on Channel 5 @ 8 o Clock. If you're interested………enjoy……..if not……..well…….get f**ked..x"
8 of 20"Jeremy Kyle….fair play…how the f**k do you find the most unf**kable people to have ever walked the planet….."
9 of 20"Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a f**king duck in sight. Maybe they was shy…..or maybe they was arrogant……..pricks."
10 of 20"I hate that early bird………. You know the one who catches the worm………get back in ya nest ya feathery little mug……….."
![Just whacked me [Christmas] tree upu2026.it's looking slightly camp this yearu2026..can't work out how 2 give it a pair a bollocks.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e8/3a44c/4d3b6/accca/65fd5/a7354/80cbc/danny-dyer11_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
11 of 20"Just whacked me [Christmas] tree up….it's looking slightly camp this year…..can't work out how 2 give it a pair a bollocks."
12 of 20"Having a beer with the old man for his birthday. 58 today. Love the fact he's a major pisshead. #likefatherlikeson"
13 of 20"On my way to talk some bollocks with @AlanCarr hope he's got some Jagerbombs ready. Enjoy the last of the sun. U know its gonna f**k off."
14 of 20"Tu-Pac. Bury me a G. Aggressive sexiness."
15 of 20"Oh…. the joys of having an Oyster Card….."
16 of 20"'Danny Dyers Deadliest 100 year Olds Skidmarked Pants'…Coming soon….#ITV"
17 of 20"That moment when you realize that @KTHopkins wants to be friends with ya…..happy Friday my loves. ;)"
18 of 20"Beautiful day…..beautiful…..such a shame that the flys are floating about…..the shit eating busy pricks……"
19 of 20"When I walk in me kids tiny shitted up toy room it's like an explosion of animal noises that nasty wheels on the bus song and general cack."
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