When You Me Bum Bum Traindoes a show, the secrecy is such that you buy a ticket without knowing ANYTHING about what is in store. Seriously, nothing. Nada. Forget about it. Everything is so confidential, you sign an agreement promising not to reveal details of what you are about to experience. And what you are about to experience is a mind-blowing, life-altering series of scenes designed to allow you to do things you've only ever dreamt of.
If we say much more, we'd have to kill you or something. But what we can say is that this season, the Train has seen Georgia May Jagger, Noel Gallagher, Neil Patrick Harris, Stephen Fry and Steve Coogan take the trip, and there are not enough adjectives in the world to fully do justice to its coolness.
It's sold out, but the unique thing is the show needs YOU. It relies on a cast of literally hundreds of eager volunteers to appear in the scenes - no experience necessary - meaning you could be joining a celeb (or a really happy/tearful real person) on the ride of their life. It's also a fantastic chance to get backstage on one of the biggest, wildest and most ambitious theatre projects ever staged.
Running until the end of Oct, visit bumbumtrain.com/get-involvedand get ready to feel like you're a star yourself.