Sad news, #LAD fans.
We think Gary Beadle’s Geordie Shore days may be numbered.
The show is primarily about pulling and puking, sometimes at the same time, and since Gaz has been with Lillie Lexi Gregg, his off-screen girlfriend, he hasn’t been doing very much of either although he has been causing a lot of arguments.
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And now, the situation has got so bad that Gaz describes it as “literally soul destroying”.
The harrowing confession came after Gary declared that Charlotte was the girl in the house he’s always fancied, which is a bit of a pie in the face for Marnie Simpson but whatever.
Bouyed up by the news, a very squiffy Char decides to put on a sexy lesbian show for Gary.
You heard.
A sexy lesbian show.
The rest of the house have hit the hay when Charlotte and Chloe go to find Gary, in a state that he describes as “very drunk and acting very weird”.
The ladies then touch Gary’s willy (through the covers), and, as Gary says: “Chloe and Charlotte are asking to see me dick. The next thing I know, they’re kissing.”
Think it can’t get weirder? It did!
"Things are just going from bad to worse, now Charlotte has got her tits out,”
Gary complains, before saying that his time in Geordie Shore has now become “literally soul destroying” because he can’t touch any girls with his pee-pee stick.
Aw, diddums.
Want to see the sexy lesbian show? You can. Here. NOW.
WARNING: contains sexy lesbianism.
Geordie Shore 1106 | Parsnip, Boobs And Banter!
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Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.