Geordie Shore - is it just us or is this series (11 - ELEVEN!) more full of fights then any other series?
We thought we were pretty immune to Geordie spats but we’re honestly a bit shocked by the amount of fisticuffs happening in such quick succession while the gang are in Greece.
Last week, we saw security being called in to a fightbetween Marnie Simpson and Kyle Christie, and the next show sees an almighty showdown between Holly and Gary.
Why? We thought they were fwends.
Actually, we know why. It’s because Gary behaves like a bit of a tit – surprise.
With all the subtlety of Scott Timlin on the pull, Gaz refers to the lack of banging in the Geordie villa as “the curse of Kyle and Holly”.
Totally understandably, Holly finds this rather insensitive, but rather than apologising, Gaz screams in Holly’s face:
“Accept the truth, you shouldn’t be together.”
And then - THEN - Gary, a man who brags about having slept with over 1,000 women. calls Holly a “slag”.
We have gone right off Gary. And why is he causing so many rows this series?
Could it be because he has zero other storylines now he has a girlfriend outside the house?
Hmm. However, we are very pro Aaron, in this clip anyway, as wearing precisely NOTHING he tries to stop the row between Holly and Gary, which is rather sweet and quite a treat for the eyes.
Would you like to see the row? You can! But BE WARNED it contains nipples, nudity and a lot of swearing. Honestly, the C-bomb and everything.
Geordie Shore 1105 | Gaz, Holly And Kyle Kick Off
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Don’t say we didn’t warn you.