Hey reader! If you’ve ever wanted to see Made In Chelsea lothario Spencer Matthews looking smug with a surf board then today is your lucky day!
The oddly coiffed one took to the beach in Australia to show off his chiseled bod (boak) before heading for his stint in the I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! jungle.
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Also on the beach was ex-Geordie Shore star and queen of our hearts, Vicky Pattison.
Was there TENSION between Vicky and Spenny? He apparently turned her down for being too common, the big numpty.
We don’t know - but them not being in any pictures together could be significant though, couldn’t it?*
*It’s not. It’s honestly not.
Also on the beach was The Only Way Is Essex starlet Ferne McCann, who appears to have been caught in the act of going for a sandy wee.
Don’t do it, Ferne! Think of the pollution.
It’s anticipated that Ferne and Vicky will fight in the jungle as Vicky went on a few dates with Charlie Sims, Ferne’s TOWIE ex-boyfriend.
But we hope that the ladies get along. Because that would be nice, wouldn’t it?