We've long thought that _Made in Chelse_a's Spencer Matthews can be a bit of a twit.
And whispers that reach our ears today only lower him in our estimation, sorry Spenny.
Apparently, the bouffanted one turned down Vicky Pattison, our Judge Geordie queen, for a Christmas kiss.
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Why? Because he thought she was too common.
Posh totty Spencer had allegedly been pursuing Vicky via Twitter, because that is the way of modern romance, and Vicky finally caved and gave him her number.
Which we would consider her first mistake.
Spencer than rang our Vicky, presumably from the streets of Chelsea where everything is filmed through an Instagram filter, and the following conversation ensued.
“Spencer asked ‘how are you Christmasing?’ which at first Vicky couldn’t get her head around.
“After he told her he was going to St Barts, she told him St Helens was her likely destination.
“He’d never heard of it, so looked it up while on the phone and eventually hung up on her.
“That was the last time they spoke. Vicky reckons it’s because she is too common,” the insider told The Sun.
Which we would consider a lucky escape.
Looks as though sparks are going to fly when these two are late entrants to the I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! jungle next week.
Oh come on, they're not in the official line-up but they just are going in the jungle aren't they?
Fingers crossed.