For all her airs, graces and pearl necklaces, Lady Colin Campbell has a quite surprising taste in booze.
Rather than Champs or sherry, *I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!'*s first lady (self designated) rocks up to parties with a four-pack of Tesco Value lager.
Well, it is deliciously moreish.*
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The allegedly skint royal commentator is said to have turned up at a fancy bash with the lagers, currently retailing at £1. FOR FOUR CANS.
Why don’t we drink Tesco Value lager all the time? Blimey.
Anyway, a sneaky source from the posh party in Cirencester, Gloucestershire, said: “People were sniggering behind her back.
“Everyone else at the party brought either champagne or gin with them.
“For all her airs and graces, she drinks lager — and not even the expensive sort.
“She orders it when she’s out to dinner too, whereas others take wine. And she keeps a supply at home."
“She’s notoriously penny-pinching,” the actually-a-bit-mean source told The Sun.
Hang on - if the party was so posh, why were people taking their own booze? Surely that’s just a house party and it’s good manners to take booze with one to drink.
And at least she put her money (booze) where her mouth is.
heat held a house party once and someone came with a two-litre bottle of White Lightning, put it down on the drinks table, took a litre of Southern Comfort off the table, and walked off with it.
Lady C is better than that former friend.
*Is it? We have literally no idea.