Rochelle Humes and her husband Marvin got caught together in the disabled loos at the National Television Awards last night… but what the hell were they up to?
THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY BONING
The married couple spent 10 minutes locked in an accessible cubicle once they were inside the O2, according to the Mirror, emerging only to head straight to the VIP suite.
BONING. BOOOONING
A source told the newspaper: “They snuck away from their suite and went into the disabled toilet together, even though the normal toilets were completely empty.
“They spent 10 minutes in there before emerging and rejoining the party in a VIP suite where Ant and Dec, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were having their own private celebrations away from the main after party.”
AND THE HUMESES HAD ALREADY HAD THEIR PRIVATE CELEBRATIONS. FNAR
How… strange? Lest you’ve already forgotten, permit heat to remind you of the time Rochelle got a sex injury so bad she had to go to A&E. And was walking around with one eye closed for a while (we may have just made that bit up).
Do also allow heat to remind you that Marvin once had a song called One Shot. Not that that has anything to do with this situation, we’re sure.
In fairness, it looks like the answer may lie with Rochelle's heels. Emma Willis Instagrammed a snap of Marvin galloping to the rescue after Roch's shoe broke, so maybe he was just helping her find her feet again.
LOL jokes. They were boning.