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Posted by heatworld on Thursday 23 Apr 2009

Filed under: Cheryl Cole, Freida Pinto, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona, Megan Fox, Philip Taylor, The Apprentice

Apprentice Kimberly: "It was ME who got Philip and Kate together"
Furious Apprentice evictee Kimberly Davis has lashed out at her teammate Philip, saying he "turned on her" after she helped get him and blonde Kate together. "It was me who noticed there was a spark between them," she raged, "And this is how he repays me?!" Sir Alan chose to send Kimberly packing after her team failed to impress anyone with their Pants Man breakfast cereal superhero – but she's accepted her dismissal, saying it's a "shame". Talking about her time in the house, Kimberly went to to brand Philip a flirt, saying, "He was cracking on to everyone when in came in the house. It was obvious he was looking for romance from day one." However, Kimberly's not convinced Philip and Kate will last, as she think Philip is the "most insincere person" she's ever met. Ooer. Do you think she might have a point, or are you a Philip fan?

OMG! Has Kate Moss done the dirty?
We’re not sure how much we believe this Kate Moss rumour, but we thought we’d share it with you anyway. According to reports today, the supermodel has allegedly done the dirty on boyfriend of two years Jamie Hince with a bass player called Eve (real name Yves) from American band Living Things. Eve’s brother and bandmate Lillian (real name Lawrence... we're guessing they thought assuming girl's names would be funny or something) says, “Walking in on my brother and Kate Moss with their clothes off, that was very awkward.” He claims the naked encounter took place last June when the pair met on a trip to Berlin, and later, when questioned whether Kate and Jamie were together, he coyly replied, “No comment. What he [Jamie] doesn’t know won’t hurt him.” Hmm, we’re not sure what to believe…

This Kerry story is BIZARRE
Let's face it, if this bizarre event actually takes place, it will be Kerry Katona’s only chance of stepping foot in Oxford Uni. That’s right folks, mum-of-four Kerry is set to follow in the footsteps of inspirational figures Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama, by addressing the famous Oxford Union. It is thought troubled Kerry will talk about her battle with drink and drugs, and the rumours that she will divorce Mark Croft – subjects that clearly keep the brainy Oxford students up at night. We're just hoping the big wigs at the Union have got confused that Kerry's actually the Queen of Iceland and call the whole thing off!

Cheryl Cole is the World's Sexiest Woman
Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole has been voted the World's Sexiest Woman, in a new poll by men's magazine FHM. Chezza beat off the likes of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba and Britney Spears to take the coveted title, as voted for by thousands of FHM readers across the country. The magazine commented, "The gorgeous Geordie has become Britain's most wanted star. And it's easy to see why. It's like God himself decided her native Newcastle was looking a bit dowdy, and needed a beacon of angel-like beauty at its centre." Cheryl is the first Brit to take the title in three years. It's also been revealed that the X Factor judge is working with the songwriters behind the success of such stars as Whitney Houston, Pink and Destiny's Child, in a bid to further her solo career. Don't worry though, there's no plans for Girls Aloud to split. We promise.