O.M.G! Could Gwyneth Paltrow BE anymore patronising?

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 25 Jun 2009

Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow

We don't often pay much attention to Gwyneth Paltrow's website Goop, mostly because we're not a "no-dairy, no-meat, no-white flour (if you omit the croutons) loving friend" of hers, but we just couldn't ignore this latest update. Gwynnie has very generously posted a recipe for a Veggie BLAT sandwich – yes, that's right, a sandwich – and the detailed method she's included really made us laugh. She actually writes these words: "Spread each slice of bread with a tablespoon of Vegenaise or mayonnaise, sprinkle with coarse salt and pepper. Layer the bacon, tomato, avocado and lettuce on four slices of the bread and then sandwich with the remaining four. Cut each sandwich in half and serve." Um, do people really need to be told how to put a sandwich together? Really? What will it be next week? How to make a bowl of Cornflakes?