The housemates are picking on poor Halfwit again

Posted by heatworld on Wednesday 01 Jul 2009

Filed under: Big Brother, Freddie George Fisher, Karly Ashworth

Sometimes we truly have to fight the urge to march over to Elstree with megaphone in hand. Someone needs to tell those housemates – with the exception of Halfwit – that their conspiracy theories are total rubbish. Today, it would appear, has been pick on Halfwit day, as most of the housemates are convinced that he's invented some sort of "gameplan" in order to stay in the house. Erm, do they not understand that it's us, the viewing public, that are choosing to keep him on the show? Poor Halfwit tried to defend himself earlier during a heated conversation with Karly, telling the fesity Scottish lass, "Dude, if I had a gameplan, do you think I'd be up for eviction four weeks in a row?" Karly was in a right old strop, moaning back at him, "A gameplan to me is a gameplan, and that's just it. I'm intelligent and I'm clever and I've got my own mind, so I can think whatever the hell I want to think!" Calm down, love. Poor Halfwit has been accused of whispering behind people's back, but, as he points out, that's just not the case. "Honestly Karly," he continued. "I'm really trustworthy, honest and open. Anything I've said to people behind their backs I've also said to their face. Anybody who didn't trust me in here, when they come out of here will see that." If any of the housemates had even half a brain cell, they'd realise the public love Halfwit and try to make an effort with him. We don't know how he puts up with it.