Apprentice Philip will NEVER be allowed to forget Pants Man

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 02 Jul 2009

Filed under: Philip Taylor, The Apprentice

We've just been sent a press release that made us chuckle. Philip Taylor, he of Apprentice Pants Man fame, is launching the World's Biggest Pants Amnesty in a bid to rid the world of bad pants. Rather bizarrely, it turns out that many big high-street retailers are selling "toxic pants", which contain traces of the banned pesticide endosulfan, and this in turn is making loads of farmers who produce underwear suffer from poisoning. Yikes! Who knew a pair of pants could be so dangerous? heatworld's boyfriend has toxic pants, but that has more to do with the fact he likes to wear them for more than three days in a row. Anyway, Philip Taylor is getting behind this campaign against bad pants, and at the special launch next week people are invited to "feed" their bad pants to – get this – a "mutated anteater that feeds on unethical pants". What the hell?! We cannot wait to see the pictures, but we sincerely hope Philip remembers to put his pants on over his clothes, and not parade around in just his skimpies.