Proof that being on Big Brother can lead to brilliant things!
Posted by heatworld on Thursday 03 Sep 2009
Filed under: Big Brother, Sophie Reade

OK, when we say "brilliant", what we actually mean is "brilliantly amusing" for us. It used to be that being a Big Brother finalist could lead to all sorts of glamorous perks, but nowadays the offers on the table aren't quite so, erm, exciting. Unless you've been watching another show, you'll be aware by now that a certain blonde BB housemate has been suffering from a bit of a bottom issue throughout this series. Sophie's bum burps have been the talk (and the smell) of the house for weeks now, and there's just no way that that amount of wind-breaking could go unnoticed. Now WindSetlers Gel Capsules are planning to approach Sophie to front an amusing anti-flatulence ad campaign they've got coming up, and they think she's the perfect person to get the anti-trumping message across. "We hope the fact that young Sophie has been so vocal and carefree about her excessive wind will encourage women specifically to talk more openly about a condition that affects us all to some degree and not be so embarrassed about seeking out treatment," a source from WindSetlers told us. Indeed. There's nothing *parp* to be embarrassed *pffft* about if you've got a *trummmmmp* wind problem.
For more information on this and other tummy issues, just click here.
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paulasuhawk
who is this candi? i love the way you all take the mickey out of her and she keeps changing her name etc. shes a bit of a legend on this site and she isnt even a woman yet.












