John Mayer – all is forgiven
Posted by heatworld on Thursday 10 Sep 2009
Filed under: John Mayer
We're never quite sure where we stand on John Mayer. Quite amusing chap who happens to have dated some famous ladies? Or massive douchebag who messed "poor lonely Jennifer Anniston" (copyright: all American weekly magazines) right royally around? Well, after his latest Tweet (and blimey, does our John like a Tweet) we're erring on the former, we must say. This week, there have been some rumours that John has been schlepping (yes, we just said "schlepping") Hills star Kristin Cavallari, so today John took to his Twitter to set the record straight – and it has made us LOL, ROFL, LMAO and any other number of annoying acronyms. Here is his VERY amusing tweet in full: "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis. I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James." Tee hee. We're especially loving the reference to Milli Vanilli, John. Classic!
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Ruby_Roo
I was merely pointing out he was famous elsewhere for being a musician rather than Jen Aniston's bitch. I certainly owned his music before I knew of his shagging about. I think his music is more than mediocre but then it's all subjective isn't it?
Poppystar
His music is mediocre but then of course the worlds a very big place. There must be 3 multi platinums discs worth of mediocre people out there.
Ruby_Roo
He's a Grammy award winning musician with 3 multi platinum selling albums. In America he has been known for that for a number of years - way before Jen A, etc. He's far more talented than the other zlebs that HW drone on about.
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