Gwyneth Paltrow takes patronising to a whole new level

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 01 Oct 2009

Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow

As we all know – but try not to think about, ever – Gwyneth Paltrow is one rich lady. Not only is she a movie star, but her husband is also in one of the world's most successful bands. There's just no way these two make do with Tesco's Value cream cheese (although they probably don't even eat cheese, the boringly healthy snores). This is why we're ever so slightly patronised that Gwynnie has decided to dish out some advice about coping with the credit crunch. Writing on her website Goop, Gwyneth says earnestly, "Here, a collection of thoughts on the topic of investing from two bankers, a money coach and an accountant. Some illuminating concepts, histories and practical advice for the layman in these uncertain times. Love, Gwyneth Paltrow." Vomit. There then follows some extremely long-winded excerpts of advice, including genius nuggets such as "Ask, 'Can I get it for free'" and "Will this item be going on sale soon?" Yes, not far from actual rocket science, we think you'll agree. Aaargh! Someone please give this woman an actual day job.