Aaargh! Camel toe doesn't even begin to describe THIS!

Posted by heatworld on Friday 02 Oct 2009

Filed under: Kate Moss

Our eyes! Our eyes! Good GOD. Talk about a serious case of camel toe. We feel like our pupils are actually on fire – but yet we can't stop staring! What makes this whole situation worse is that the offending mammal hoof belongs to someone claiming to be a supermodel. A super-tight-leggings model, maybe. And in shiny pink as well! What in sweet HELL was Kate Moss thinking when she left the house wearing these? And just how hungry was her front-bottom?! We can almost see what she had for lunch! No wonder Jamie Hince looks a bit alarmed. We'd be terrified too if that was advancing towards us. We're giving Kate Moss a 10 out of 10 on the EWW factor for this effort. Do better next time, please.

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