Which celebrity is selling themselves for 99p?!
Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 03 Nov 2009
Filed under: Damon Albarn, Celebrity

There are some celebrities we wouldn't even pay 9p for, but this chap definitely isn't one of them. In fact, we happen to think he's worth a lot more than he seemingly thinks. We're not sure why Blur frontman and all-round music producer genius Damon Albarn is advertising himself for sale for just 99p, but we're pretty miffed that we weren't strolling through London's Notting Hill at the same time as he was yesterday. We SO would've parted with a pound to spend some time with Damon – yes, even with that slightly scruffy beard. He’s just got such a sweet smiley face. We're thinking about copying him and getting a £10,000 tee made up for this lunchtime. Reckon we'd get any takers?
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PaperPrincess_x
I love Blur but would pick Alex James over Damon any day! Alex is gorgeous, especially now that he is older! Best looking one in Blur by far!
Golddiggax
I think he saw the Cheeky Girls in action opening a 99p store and could really see it giving his career another boost. Oh wait... what is it the Cheeky Girls have done since then...? Wait Damon don't do it!!!
iloveloubs
he looks like a home less person asking if anyone has 99p to spare. he's prob a multi-millionaire, i don't get why anyone would choose to dress like a tramp!
thecatsmother
Never mind the tee shirt - have you seen what it says on his hat 'Rock out with your [picture of male chicken] out'. Very sophisticated, what?










