Kissing with confidence

Posted by Pauliec on Tuesday 22 Jan 2008

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In this business, the double kiss is king and going for the single when you should be doubling and vice versa can kill careers. I'm rubbish at it.

You have to make some very quick decisions on meeting members of the opposite sex in showbiz.
A. Kiss or handshake?
B. Double or single cheek (upper obviously).

If you get it right, nobody will notice but if you get it wrong, the chances are you'll end up kissing in someone's ear. This happened to me the other day. As I was pulling away from the kiss, she went in for the other cheek and instead continuing my retreat I returned for kiss number 2 but not in time and ended up with the ear again. I made no mention of it but just redded up a bit.

Please let's have a law passed so that you can only double kiss if you're French.