The 9 0'Clock News – Fri 7 Mar
Posted by heatworld on Friday 07 Mar 2008
Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Ashley Cole, Cheryl Cole, Kerry Katona, Leona Lewis, Oprah Winfrey, Simon Cowell, cherylAshley, Drugs

Cheryl demands to move house:
Despite deciding to give her love-rat husband another chance, don’t for one second think that Cheryl Cole is letting Ashley off lightly. Oh no. The Girls Aloud stunner has issued the cheat with a set of rules, including that he must buy the couple a new house. Cheryl is paranoid that Ashley may have cheated on her in their marital bed, and in doing so he would have “ruined” the home forever. As well as waving goodbye to their Surrey mansion, Ashley is also banned from taking any more lads’ holidays, and nights out with the boys have been put on hold indefinitely. A friend of Cheryl’s confirms, “He has been told this is his absolute last chance. Any slip up and she will divorce him without question.” Ashley really is in total disgrace – even his mum, who he’s always been very close to, is giving him the cold shoulder. She wants him to apologise to the whole of Cheryl’s family for what he’s put them through. What do you think, heatworlders? Do you still think Cheryl is mad to give Ashley another chance, or are these new ultimatums punishment enough?
Amy Winehouse sinks to new low
Not content with simply class As and bottles of Jack Daniel’s, Amy Winehouse is now getting her kicks in an even more bizarre way – by snorting vodka shots. Yes, that does say snorting. This latest – let’s call it what it is – MENTAL escapade happened while Amy was out with friends at London’s trendy Bungalow 8 night club. An onlooker said, “Amy covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down through her open nostril through a straw.” Ouch! The “game”, which is rather morbidly called “Gas Chamber” is extremely dangerous because alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream. Oh Amy... And we had such high hopes after your recent stint in rehab.
Kerry Katona accused of blackmailing
Kerry Katona has been accused of blackmailing the man claiming to be her dad. The singer demanded that bus driver John Dowd, who believes he is her biological father, do a DNA test on her MTV show Crazy In Love. John received a letter from the production company North One TV, who make the fly-on-the-wall show, offering the test. The letter from boss Tina Flintoff said, "Kerry would like to do a DNA test with you. However, because we are filming the whole time we would like to capture this on camera." But John, who says he bedded Kerry's mum 28 years ago, has blasted Kerry, saying, "It's like blackmail, it's unbelievable. They're basically saying, 'If you don't do it on TV, then she won't do it.'"
Leona WILL appear on Oprah
Leona Lewis is set to appear on Oprah Winfrey. Leona's mentor Simon Cowell has struck the deal with Oprah – who is a good friend, and hopes are high that it will help the singer take America by storm. Leona will perform the track Bleeding Love, which was a record-breaking hit in the UK last year, on the show due to air on 17 March.
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CutieBum
Ooh so you're nice as pie & an utter psycho too huh? :) Cutestuff it's allowed, I've been down in the dumps for 5 days and before that was the 'no-go' time so I am totally ready to get back on that horse...so to speak...Mr Bum is not an ACTUAL horse!
Cutestuff
Cutie you horny beast! And agree witht he granary bread thing. Also nice are marmite and cheese sarnies.....drools...roll on 12pm










