The 9 O'Clock News – Tues 1 Apr

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 01 Apr 2008

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Paul McCartney, Sharon Osbourne

Amy is moving house AGAIN
Amy Winehouse is set to move house for the third time in less than four months. She wants to leave her pad in Camden, North London, because she is said to be tormented by "demons" there, and feels her surroundings have contributed to her disturbed state of mind. A friend said; "She feels it is full of bad vibes and demons bringing her down." Demons? Riiiiight – nothing to do with drugs then. Amy originally left Camden late last year and moved to Bow in East London where she was caught on camera smoking crack cocaine. She then moved back to Camden but believes the demons have followed her and is now on the move AGAIN. Yesterday Amy went to visit husband Blakeincarcerated, looking better than she has in ages as the impetigo infection on her face seems to be clearing up. Not sure about those gloves though...
 
Heather not happy about Paul romance
He was only in court a week ago finalising his divorce details with Heather Mills, but Paul McCartney’s wasted no time in moving on – the papers are all in a flap this morning over a rather boring set up of pictures of the Beatles star on a Caribbean beach with 47-year-old American milionairess Nancy Shevell which show Sir Paul looking happy and relaxed for the first time in months. The new couple were first seen together in November last year, but it seems that now his expensive divorce battle is behind him, McCartney feels able to step out with his new lady friend. But rumour has it that Heather is less than impressed about the new relationship and screamed, "I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first class. I can't believe he's wasting money on that thing when he won't pay for his own child to go first class." Oh take a chill pill, woman...

Sharon cleared over TV rant
Sharon Osbourne has been cleared by TV watchdogs after her four-letter rant on The Brits. The loud X Factor judge caused 128 complaints when she accused comic Vic Reeves of being legless and told him to piss off. But Ofcom have said that it was fine given The Brits' "particular reputation".

Lily plays with nipple on TV
Lily might have come up with a novel way to boost the flagging viewing figures for her chat show Lily Allen And Friends – with her boobs. While filming the show with guest Paddy McGuinness, onlookers claim that Lily got her right breast out “for about three minutes” and flirted with the actor, even “playing with her nipple”. Call us prudish, but we’d rather not do that in front of a huge studio audience! Sadly for pervy Lily fans, cameras didn’t pick up the flash, as they were filming another guest. It’s done her no harm – the show’s been commissioned by the BBC for another series.