Oh look, Madonna’s up to her old tricks. Sigh…

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Oh look, Madonna’s up to her old tricks. Sigh…

Oh my God, Madonna’s a lesbian! Oh, hang on, false alarm – she’s just snogging her dancer on stage to be all shocking and controversial. Again. Yawn. During a show in Paris last night, Madge decided to indulge in a bit of French kissing (yeah, we see what she did there), but we have to admit we feel a little bit sorry for the girl in question. It’s bringing back traumatic childhood memories of being forced to kiss our weird old Auntie Marge, the one who smelled of lavender and Murray Mints. And we don’t think that’s quite what Madge was trying to achieve, was it?

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