The 9 0'Clock News – Thu 8 May

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 08 May 2008

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Gordon Ramsay, Paris Hilton, The Apprentice

Amy released from police bail:
Amy Winehouse has been released on police bail following her arrest on suspicion of possessing drugs yesterday evening. The bee-hived one was driven to a police station in East London by prior arrangement and after being questioned she was allowed to return home at around 10.30pm. The arrest was thought to be linked to a video of the singer allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine. Amy allegedly broke down in tears as soon as she arrived at the station, but later pulled herself together and cooperated fully with the police questioning. A source confirmed, “A 24-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of possessing controlled drugs when she attended a police station by prior arrangement.” We really hope this arrest goes some way towards persuading Amy to ditch the drugs and sort her stuff out, but something tells us she’s got a very long and difficult battle ahead of her.

Prepare to scream when you read this Paris story...
It was only a matter of time before we heard this story... Paris Hilton has announced that’s she’s desperate for a baby. The airhead heiress, who has only been seeing her new man Benji Madden for a few months, thinks she will be a good mother because she loves caring for “beautiful animals”. Oooookaaaaaaaay then. Paris’ former best friend – or are they still best friends? We’ve lost track completely – Nicole Richie gave birth to her first child last year, and now it seems that Paris wants to follow in her footsteps. “I feel I would have a lot to give my children,” gushed Paris, who admitted she would like to be pregnant within the next year. Surely there must be some law to stop this?!

Ramsay’s son is f**king genius!
One of the best thing about kids is their huge capacity for learning. It’s simply amazing to think that a child can learn how to speak just from listening to people. Well, it’s amazing if the people in question are able to rein in their tongues. Gordon Ramsay, who – let’s face it – hasn’t got the cleanest mouth around himself, is allegedly stunned to discover that his 8-year-old son Jack has been using the F-word. The chef says, “[Jack] came running in and asked, ‘Dad, what’s a w*****r?’”. Gordon then discovered that some 16-year-olds on the school bus had been teaching his son a new swear word every day. “I simply told him they were rude words and he wasn’t to use them in front of his mother,” the chef continued. We’re just imagining a really cute, mini swearing Gordon now... Is that wrong?

The Jennys reveal HUGE secret about Raef...
We all cheered from our sofas when Sir Alan sacked the two Jennys last night, but it hasn't stopped the two ladies in question speaking out about their time on the hit show – and there's some fabulously juicy stuff. First up, dark-haired Jenny talks about Michael, claiming he told the ladies in the house that little Michael *shudders* was “perfect” and that if the girls saw him they would want to dress him up in a mini tuxedo. Even more shockingly, the girls gigglingly admitted that Raef captivated them with his big bulge! So much so, in fact, that they gave it at nickname. “We nicknamed his bulge ‘the ferret’ and we’d nudge each other when he was sitting opposite us on the couch and say: ‘The ferret’s out’”. Noooo! We love Raef (in a totally non-sexual way) and we don’t want to think about his bulge! Well, we might have a sneaky peak next Wednesday... The pair also admitted that they spent a lot of the time while not on tasks getting drunk in the house – now that’s an Apprentice we’d really like to see – and claimed that Sir Alan is exactly the same in person as he is on TV. Scary...