Guess who’s wearing this HIDEOUS dress…
Posted by heatworld on Monday 19 May 2008
Filed under: Victoria Hervey

This lady has always been one for show-stealing red-carpet fashion clangers, but she’s been mysteriously absent from the party scene for a while now. OK, so it’s not like we actually missed her, but in a way, we’re glad to see that Lady Victoria Hervey is back and dressing more inappropriately than ever – after all, it’s entertaining, isn’t it? Victoria, who’s still looking awfully thin, flashed her bejewelled gusset at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. Diamonds and pearls are for ears and fingers, not for, er, cha-chas, don’t you think? Also, how the hell would one go to the toilet in that outfit? The mind boggles...
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LilCuteOne
It did work last night luckily so drying out the screen. Dont joke, the phone I had b4 this ended up down the loo. Fell outta my back pocket when I was pulling UP my jeans. Was so drunk I just reached into the loo for it pre flush! Gross! It died.
raftart
You did what with your phone!? Bless you, you little numpty! Mr Raf dropped his down a toilet once....
eims180
*laughs at cute 4 being a silly goose* is the phone still working cute?!! wendy, get this girl a mobile rain coat!! ;)
LilCuteOne
not bad my love not bad. Put my brans spanking new mobile thru a hot wash *cries* but other than that all is good. Very annoyed that Heat just gave away a bt of Shipwrecked but hey ho








