Guess who’s wearing this HIDEOUS dress…
Posted by heatworld on Monday 19 May 2008
Filed under: Victoria Hervey
This lady has always been one for show-stealing red-carpet fashion clangers, but she’s been mysteriously absent from the party scene for a while now. OK, so it’s not like we actually missed her, but in a way, we’re glad to see that Lady Victoria Hervey is back and dressing more inappropriately than ever – after all, it’s entertaining, isn’t it? Victoria, who’s still looking awfully thin, flashed her bejewelled gusset at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. Diamonds and pearls are for ears and fingers, not for, er, cha-chas, don’t you think? Also, how the hell would one go to the toilet in that outfit? The mind boggles...
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shopoholic88
*wakes up from day dream about danny, wipes drool* Mr shop is so aware of my obsession when i was drunk once i confessed that i was in love wit another man, mr shop nearly dropeed me on the floor until he realised i was talking about danny dyer!! ha
raftart
Charisma, good word! Just hot sex God will do though! *Dusts on night vision goggles ready for Dec stakeout*
shopoholic88
awwwwwwwwwww RAF *gives raf massive squeeze* I just hope one day we meet we lock eyes and he's knows I am the one he really want to be with *realises self sounds like a stalker* I think I am obsessed, I think dec is so funny, so much charisma!!!
raftart
shopo, I fear you have an obsession with Danny, is he aware? *thinks Danny would be the lucky one to have shopo* Its Dec's whole persona I love, he is hot when he having a laugh with Ant on BGT, he has a great smile and hands and bum......
shopoholic88
Danny Dyer for me ladies, He's not the best looking but he's be an animal in the bedroom!!!!
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