Chanelle’s going to be FURIOUS when she reads this

Posted by heatworld on Monday 19 May 2008

Filed under: Chanelle, Ziggy

It’s fair to say that a few of us may have tittered into our handkerchiefs when we found out that Chanelle Hayes’ debut pop single had sold just 2,000 copies and made it to number 63 in the charts. However, one person has been a little bit less discreet about their derision – and that’s her ex-boyfriend Ziggy. “It's laughable really,” he said. “We all thought it would bomb and it has. You have to give her a bit of credit for giving it a go, though. I saw the video of Chanelle having sex with a gopher and it was terrible. I'm glad the whole saga with Chanelle and I is over. She thinks she's better than everyone else and is not in touch with anyone from Big Brother any more. She used to be friends with the twins, but she's even shut them off now.” Blimey, Zig, kick the dog while she’s down, why don’t you?!