This has got to be the nastiest Hollywood feud EVER…

Posted by heatworld on Friday 23 May 2008

Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards

Sigh… look how happy Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen used to be, eh? Sadly, these days things are seriously messed up between the pair. The drama of the divorcees has flared up again after Charlie claimed that Denise had e-mailed his new fiancée asking for some of his sperm (seriously, we’re not making this up – it’s like a bleeding soap opera!). Denise says these e-mails were faked – but she didn’t stop there. “Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” says Denise. “His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’. My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. He missed Dad's day at the school, and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?" It doesn’t stop at cancer and bleeping whores either, dear reader. “I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm,” adds Denise. "I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting, and he's hit an all-time low.” Funnily enough, Charlie’s people tell a different story. “Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail,” they said in an official statement. “This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA – it is conclusive.” Oh dear God, the world has actually gone mad (kudos to Denise for using the expression “prostitute-tranny-infested-sperm” though – she’s much wittier than we thought!)…